... where people are the better Brits

… where even the coffee from the machine is good

… where Porto wines come in beautiful colours

… where everybody is so polite on the metro
(I was offered a seat for the first time in my life)

… where first-semester students inspired Hogwarts
(and NOT the other way round)

… where the “little French lady” is quite heavy

… where there are many ways to get out of EU-CAB
(but who would ever want to)

... where sunsets are the most beautiful in Europe